Sunday, May 17

Theodore D. Jump, 1934-2009

Dad's obituary ran in the newspaper today:


















Theodore David Jump, a retired Carroll County public school educator who used his struggle with bipolar disorder and alcoholism to counsel students and young adults, died of heart failure May 8 at Carroll Hospice's Dove House in Westminster. He was 74.

Mr. Jump was born and raised in Little Rock, Ark., and graduated in 1952 from Central High School.

After earning a bachelor's degree in the classics from Yale University in 1956, Mr. Jump began his teaching career at the Hill School in Pottstown, Pa.

While serving in the Army in the late 1950s, he began graduate studies at Emory University in Atlanta, and after being discharged in 1961, joined the faculty of the Severn School.

Mr. Jump resumed his graduate studies at the Johns Hopkins University, where he met and married another graduate student, the former Janet Bruce Beamer, in 1962.

In 1963, the couple settled in Westminster and Mr. Jump began teaching at Woodlawn High School. When South Carroll High School in Sykesville opened the next year, he joined the faculty as an English teacher.

Mr. Jump, who earned a master's degree from Hopkins, was later promoted to vice principal at South Carroll, where he remained until retiring in 1993.

"I always thought of Ted as a master teacher and administrator," said Mark D. Provance, who taught social studies at South Carroll until retiring several years ago.

"He would come into my classroom to do evaluations, and he was never nitpicky. He took his job seriously and helped me grow professionally and be a better teacher," he said. "I thought him to be more of a friend than just a supervisor."

With his deep baritone voice and sometimes severe countenance, Mr. Jump could be intimidating to both students and faculty.

"But over time, they knew he'd give them a fair deal, and they came to respect him. They knew he was fair-minded; however; if he had to come down hard on a student, he did it," Mr. Provance said.

The two shared something in addition to their love of education that brought them closer together.

"We were both going through similar issues. Ted had another side to him - it was a Jekyll-and-Hyde phase - where he became very acerbic and pompous. When he was at his best, he was terrific. Looking back on it, I now realize that he was bipolar," Mr. Provance said.

"Throughout his adult life he battled bipolar disorder, its wild manias, and its fathomless depressions," Mrs. Jump said.

"He was hospitalized and I was in therapy, and it drew us closer," Mr. Provance said. "One day, a watercolor of a turtle he had painted in art therapy arrived in the mail. In his own hand he had written: 'Slow and steady wins the race.' "

Mr. Provance, who said he was touched by his friend's concern and present, still has the painting hanging on his wall.

"I believed in his message and hung it on my wall as a reminder. It was the kind of thing he'd do. A complete unexpected act of kindness," he said.

A recovering alcoholic, Mr. Jump recently celebrated 25 years of sobriety.

"He was actively involved with Alcoholics Anonymous and his participation with AA led to tutoring nonreading adults as well as counseling fellow members," Mrs. Jump said.

"This was a natural complement to his extensive counseling work with students and young adults," she said.

Mr. Jump enjoyed acting in and directing local repertory and community theater, as well as singing in church choirs and community chorales.

When Mr. Jump was a student at Yale, he wrote drama criticism for the Yale Daily News.

"This is a very funny story: Paul Newman had attended Yale Drama School, and Ted gave him a bad review in the school newspaper," Mr. Provance said with a laugh.

Services are private.

Also surviving are a son, Theodore Jump of Austin, Texas; two daughters, Lizabeth Jump of Baltimore and Leslie Jump-Walker of Washington; and two sisters, Betty Marie Banks of Brighton, Colo., and Maxie Jones of Hereford, Ariz.

Monday, May 4

more CHUCK fanaticism

I know, I know, ENOUGH ALREADY with the Chuck babblings you say. But I must respond with, "when the greatest tv show since Firefly is under threat of cancellation, you're just gonna have to deal with my being a motormouth. on this topic." But HA HA! I have fooled you...instead I'm going to let these videos do all the talking. Enjoy!

NBC promo:


FISTICUFFS:
(a compilation of fight scenes from season 1)


CASEY vs [his]SENSEI:
(gets bonus points for quoting Jayne Cobb)



KUNG-FU:
(this one is a major SPOILER of the season 2 finale but about 20 kinds of awesome)


JEFFSTER!:

Tuesday, April 28

My latest addiction...

Mr.Chuck Bartowski and the pilot episode of the show named after him:

Wednesday, March 18

Link Farm #2--Things To Make You Blub and/or SMASH!

(1) Obama Creates White House Council On Women & Girls
I sign this order not just as a president, but as a son, as a grandson, a husband and a father,” Obama told a mostly female audience of activists and lawmakers in the East Room of the White House. “I saw my grandmother work her way up to become one of the first women bank vice presidents in the state of Hawaii, but I also saw how she hit a glass ceiling—how men no more qualified than she was kept moving up the corporate ladder ahead of her.

(2)[Asshat]Virginia Man Pays $350 Electric Bill In Pennies
Rather than get upset about his $350 electric bill, John Almany found a unique way to pay it — in pennies. Almany said he and his brother Gary came up with the idea in January. After finding enough banks to supply the pennies, Almany delivered more than 29,000 to Bristol Virginia Utilities.

Why that dude is an asshat:
"A couple of weeks ago, someone decided to clear my desk for me (she was mad about her service). People have stolen markers off my coworkers’ desks and written “[Company] sucks” on their desk space while their backs were turned. I’ve been threatened with knives and other physical and sexual violence, I’ve been called every name but my own, and had people cheer a customer on when she’d pushed me to the point I was so frustrated I cried. Behavior like this is normal in my line of work. I am paid to not only take your money, but to take your abuse."

Tuesday, March 17

It's the Italian Ocean's Eleven Bank Job!














From WIRED,
"In February 2003, Notarbartolo was arrested for heading a ring of Italian thieves. They were accused of breaking into a vault two floors beneath the Antwerp Diamond Center and making off with at least $100 million worth of loose diamonds, gold, jewelry, and other spoils. The vault was thought to be impenetrable. It was protected by 10 layers of security, including infrared heat detectors, Doppler radar, a magnetic field, a seismic sensor, and a lock with 100 million possible combinations. The robbery was called the heist of the century, and even now the police can't explain exactly how it was done. The loot was never found, but based on circumstantial evidence, Notarbartolo was sentenced to 10 years. He has always denied having anything to do with the crime and has refused to discuss his case with journalists, preferring to remain silent for the past six years. Until now."

Monday, March 16

When Nerds SERIOUSLY Indulge Their Wine Habits














Meet Abe Schoener, he used to be my assistant dean and now he makes wine. Now THAT'S what I call a career change:

"Becoming a high-wire winemaker was an odd course for a man previously committed to teaching Plato’s The Republic. Armed with a doctorate from the University of Toronto, Schoener returned to his undergraduate alma mater, St. John’s College in Annapolis, Md., for a professorship. This former assistant dean considered himself an academia lifer. Yet there he unwittingly laid the groundwork for his defection; he tended his organic garden, fell for plant physiology and fine-tuned his wine palate with colleagues. “Twice a month we’d taste a bunch of wines, at first studiously and then festively,” he says.

In 1998, Schoener began to crave breathing room. “The professor is supposed to be the best student in the class, and after nine years I was coasting,” he says. He and his wife headed to San Francisco for his sabbatical. “I had no idea what I was going to do, perhaps study Machiavelli. But it was my wife who encouraged my wine fanaticism and said, ‘Look to Napa.’ ”"

Friday, March 13

Link Farm--CEO's & lawmakers doing the right thing?

(1) Maryland Lawmakers Take Up Gay Marriage Bill
"Today marks the beginning of two days of hearings on a bill that would allow gay couples to marry in Maryland. Outside the Capitol, hundreds of supporters demonstrated, calling on lawmakers to approve the measure. Called the Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act, the bill would allow civil marriages for gay couples while permitting churches opposed to same-sex marriage to refuse to perform weddings."

(2) Beth Israel Workers Agree To Go Without To Save Jobs
""I want to run an idea by you that I think is important, and I'd like to get your reaction to it," Levy began. "I'd like to do what we can to protect the lower-wage earners - the transporters, the housekeepers, the food service people. A lot of these people work really hard, and I don't want to put an additional burden on them.

"Now, if we protect these workers, it means the rest of us will have to make a bigger sacrifice," he continued. "It means that others will have to give up more of their salary or benefits."

He had barely gotten the words out of his mouth when Sherman Auditorium erupted in applause. Thunderous, heartfelt, sustained applause."


(3) Johns Hopkins University Eyeing Ban On Drug Industry's Free Pens, Lunches, Food, and Fun
"Under a proposed university policy, full-time physicians at its medical school and hospital will not be able to accept gifts from pharmaceutical and medical device companies. That means no pens, mugs or other trinkets that say “Pfizer” and no lunches paid and organized by Eli Lilly & Co." [unfornately, the rest of the article is available only to subscribers, grrr...]