To all my fellow Johnnies:

So, if John McCain attended the US Naval Academy in the late 50's, chances are pretty good he probably attended at least ONE waltz party at St. John's College. Now, not to be terribly mean, but sweetjeezus, I hope he had his cover stolen at least once--because you know he had to be one of the ones who came over and got totally blotto drinking our alcohol.



("cover" is Naval Academy-speak for one's hat--which is required for reentry onto the grounds of the Academy. Thus, stealing covers is a time-honored tradition of Johnnies wishing to cause a little trouble for Midshipmen who come onto our campus and behave badly.)